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It was supposed to kick in within an hour.īy 10:37, the sweating started. I pulled out Ageless Male TONIGHT and gave one to my boyfriend. This was like taking an entire spice cabinet, throwing some African bark into it, and selling it as a magic pill.

There's also apple fruit extract, sweet cherry fruit powder, black currant fruit extract, and VEGETABLES: broccoli, onion, tomato, carrot, spinach, and kale powder. Its primary ingredient was yohimbe extract, which comes from an African tree and apparently helps with erectile dysfunction AND promotes weight loss.īut wait, there's more: coffee bean extract, green tea leaf extract, turmeric root powder, basil leaf powder, even oregano. I felt more comfortable with these because there weren't any ingredients that could get someone kicked out of the Olympics. I moved on to my second package of pills, Ageless Male TONIGHT. I couldn't believe I picked this up at a gas station. Between the pupils and pimples and pulsating blood, I looked scary. When I got back to work, my pupils were massively dilated, like a shark's. It just looked like it had a LOT of blood flowing to it. But it wasn't 25 percent bigger, like Ron Jeremy claimed. Were they checking me out? Cruising? Did they sense the Extenze? Had they taken Extenze? 'Maybe they just notice how sweaty I am,' I thought. On my way home, I noticed older men staring at me. I didn't feel horny, but I did feel like I could go to war. But 15 minutes after taking it, I was sweaty. I figured that if I took it while at work, I would avoid a placebo effect that might kick in if I took it at home with my boyfriend. I took my first Extenze pill before lunch, during a workday. Merrit, then only 23, said he didn't read the 'fine print' on the pills-it is, after all, easily available at gas stations-and called it a 'foolish, immature, and egotistical mistake.' Olympic track champion LaShawn Merritt received a two-year ban for taking Extenze in 2010.

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Professional athletes are banned from taking Extenze, since it contains micronized DHEA, considered to be a doping agent. In one infomercial I watched, Jeremy would yell at men to 'GET UP!' and just 'TRY ONE BOTTLE!' to get '25 PERCENT BIGGER!' The packaging read that it's 'doctor approved' and increases 'SIZE,' 'PLEASURE,' and 'PERFORMANCE.'Įxtenze got its notoriety through infomercials starring accused rapist Ron Jeremy. Apparently, it's more like a daily multivitamin.

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that led to surgical intervention and hospitalization.'Įxtenze Plus came in a pack of five. (Male enhancement brands love to write things in ALL CAPS.) I opted against buying a Rhino pill at the nearby Shell station, having read a warning issued by the FDA that some people who used the FOURTEEN-DAY BONER pill experienced 'chest pain, severe headaches, and prolonged erections. I'd selected two brands: Extenze Plus and Ageless Male TONIGHT. 'No, I'm good,' I said dejectedly, taking my bag of little red pills. 'Need anything else?' I think he wanted me to get the hell out of there.

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